To Serve Mankind Theme

by To Serve Mankind

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First Masters of Song Fu Competition, Round 1 Entry: 80s TV Show Theme - :30-:60. This song was created to go up against the likes of Jonathan Coulton, Paul and Storm and several other no names - some of whom ended up being quite good. This offering advanced us to Round 2 - where, unfortunately, we had to withdraw because Bryan was sick and I was moving... so we couldn't write and record another song in that one week time frame. Enjoy.


("Every household has problems...
Even if you don't know about them...
That's where we come in...
We're professionals.")

Sit right down, forget your troubles
Just relax, release your cares
We are here to fix up everything
("Everything?" "Yes, everything.")
That's how we were designed

If your dog needs shaving or your patio needs paving
All that money you were saving, give to us
We'll come and babysit your kids or bleach all of your toiled lids
And clean up any mess without a fuss
("Well, not from us.")

We are here - To Serve Mankind.


released May 28, 2008



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